Wait till you get older you young fellows under 60. You have a surprise coming when you sit in the toilet to drop the kids at the pool and your dingleberries touch the water, SURPRISE , SURPRISE , SURPRISE.
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Wait till you get older you young fellows under 60. You have a surprise coming when you sit in the toilet to drop the kids at the pool and your dingleberries touch the water, SURPRISE , SURPRISE , SURPRISE.
at this point you learn not to flush while seated as it could be catastrophicYou almoat made my coffee come out of my nose. Hilarious
I'm 45 years old, 5'-10" and 220 lbs. Was feeling GREAT during my first 10 years of law enforcement which included being a member of the Bicycle Patrol Unit, S.W.A.T team and finally a K-9 handler. Then I got married, had a couple kids and now I feel like I'm DEFINITELY on the "back 9" with a severity that depends on the amount of "Honey-do's" and "Daddy-do's" I have to perform.....
So, 3 years (48 yoa now) since my initial post I've lost @ 35 lbs since and still have plenty of energy, but my "check engine" light(s) are definitely starting to come on. Have begun epidural injections for my lower back (bulged discs w/nerve impingement) and now wearing glasses on-duty because I can no longer read people's ID'sHad to revive this thread for an update. Fellas, I've discovered the Holy Grail for us guys who feel like their get up and go...got up and went...and DID NOT come back. Here's the rub:
So, I went to a local Dr (former ER trauma surgeon) who now specializes in 'Lifestyle Medicine'. I told him that basically I feel run down all the time despite getting a solid 8 hours sleep pretty much every night, just want to sit in a chair when I'm home and have pretty much lost my 'drive' for nearly everything. They drew several samples of blood and sent it off to their labs in Chicago for analysis. A week later I was given the results. Low Testosterone! WHAT?? I'm only 45, fellas. On a scale (300-1200 being 'normal range') I was at 290 for Total Testosterone. On a scale (120-565 being 'normal range') my Free Testosterone...which is what does ALL the work (your get up and go) was at 88. So, after discussing a few options with the Doc I chose a program where Testosterone pellets are surgically implanted (in your backside) every 3 months. I also have to supplement with an estrogen blocker AND HCG to keep my body's own production of Testosterone going.....what little it's producing. Well, it's been 2 weeks now and I'm really starting to feel GREAT! Energy is coming back, mental clarity/focus is sharper, I find myself looking for things to do.....AND the wife is definitely happier. Fellas, I would recommend going and getting your Testosterone levels checked. It may just be the reason you feel like you're slowing down WAY before you really should.
Six-three, 212lbs. Sixty-one years old.Guys, post your size if you don't mind. Doing an unofficial survey on big guys vs. average size men.