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<blockquote data-quote="Huggy" data-source="post: 1754232" data-attributes="member: 101145"><p>Any chance non-family folks can get these killer (no pun intended) recipes to try and (hopefully) enjoy?</p><p>I'm always up to trying new foods and the ingredients you mention going into the foods you posted are some of my favorites, stinkiness results be darned!</p><p>When I happen to have the "walking farts," I tend to like to go places frequented by anti-gun or anti-hunting or ANTIFA types and just kind of mosey around and do a little "carpet bombing," if you will, and time myself to see how long I can go before I bust out laughing out loud.</p><p>It is TOUGH, if you can imagine, to maintain my composure for long once the intended "victims" start gathering their possessions and heading for the doors, gagging and coughing and cursing as they go.</p><p>Harder yet is trying to keep from busting up in their midst as I, too, "escape" the offending odors! As you all undoubtedly know, laughing requires the use of abdominal muscles that are inexplicably attached, at least sympathetically, to those which keep the "EXIT" trap secure and giggling tends to let the trap door loosen and don't you know it?!?</p><p></p><p> SHAZAM!!!</p><p></p><p>MORE flatulence! SBD (Silent But Deadly) is best to assist in a covert getaway and to prevent capture and the scorn that results but sometimes a guy's gotta DO what a guy's gotta DOOOOO!</p><p>Bwhahahahahahaha!!!</p><p>****EDIT**** I almost forgot to mention that it can be hard while in the midst of my "bombing runs" to NOT let the pressure build up too much.</p><p>The very LAST thing you want to do is end up "Sharting" yourself while enjoying an otherwise enjoyable pastime. Just thought I'd bring that up but I suspect (especially if you are older) you'all already considered this part of the equation. Hahaha!!</p><p>This has been my all-time favorite post, I do declare, for fun and frivolity.</p><p>Sure, I like all the technical posts and have learned much but sometimes Ya gotta let your hair down, yes?? Hahahaha!!</p><p>Keep 'em coming and Let'er RIP!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Huggy, post: 1754232, member: 101145"] Any chance non-family folks can get these killer (no pun intended) recipes to try and (hopefully) enjoy? I'm always up to trying new foods and the ingredients you mention going into the foods you posted are some of my favorites, stinkiness results be darned! When I happen to have the "walking farts," I tend to like to go places frequented by anti-gun or anti-hunting or ANTIFA types and just kind of mosey around and do a little "carpet bombing," if you will, and time myself to see how long I can go before I bust out laughing out loud. It is TOUGH, if you can imagine, to maintain my composure for long once the intended "victims" start gathering their possessions and heading for the doors, gagging and coughing and cursing as they go. Harder yet is trying to keep from busting up in their midst as I, too, "escape" the offending odors! As you all undoubtedly know, laughing requires the use of abdominal muscles that are inexplicably attached, at least sympathetically, to those which keep the "EXIT" trap secure and giggling tends to let the trap door loosen and don't you know it?!? SHAZAM!!! MORE flatulence! SBD (Silent But Deadly) is best to assist in a covert getaway and to prevent capture and the scorn that results but sometimes a guy's gotta DO what a guy's gotta DOOOOO! Bwhahahahahahaha!!! ****EDIT**** I almost forgot to mention that it can be hard while in the midst of my "bombing runs" to NOT let the pressure build up too much. The very LAST thing you want to do is end up "Sharting" yourself while enjoying an otherwise enjoyable pastime. Just thought I'd bring that up but I suspect (especially if you are older) you'all already considered this part of the equation. Hahaha!! This has been my all-time favorite post, I do declare, for fun and frivolity. Sure, I like all the technical posts and have learned much but sometimes Ya gotta let your hair down, yes?? Hahahaha!! Keep 'em coming and Let'er RIP!!! [/QUOTE]
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