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A small man was sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for 30 min. Then a big truck driver takes the drink from the man and drinks it. The man starts crying.
The truck driver says, "Come on buddy, I was just joking. I'll buy you another drink, I hate to see a grown man cry."
"No its not that! This day is the worst of my life!
The poor man bursts into tears and says to the truck driver, "This is the worst day of my life. I woke up late, was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. Then, I went to the parking lot and found my car had been stolen. I took a cab home and found my wife with the gardner. Then I realized I left my wallet in the cab.
So I came to this bar, bought a drink, was thinking about ending my life, then you came along and drank my poison!
The truck driver says, "Come on buddy, I was just joking. I'll buy you another drink, I hate to see a grown man cry."
"No its not that! This day is the worst of my life!
The poor man bursts into tears and says to the truck driver, "This is the worst day of my life. I woke up late, was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. Then, I went to the parking lot and found my car had been stolen. I took a cab home and found my wife with the gardner. Then I realized I left my wallet in the cab.
So I came to this bar, bought a drink, was thinking about ending my life, then you came along and drank my poison!
