Al Sharpton

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Gene, May 21, 2015.

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  1. Gene

    Gene Well-Known Member

    Jan 23, 2007
    I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really​
    preachers since they have no church.

    When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Las Vegas Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.

    I drove over to the church and sat down. Sharpton came up to me - I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.

    He laid his hands on my hand and said: "You will walk today."

    I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.

    Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

    After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen!
  2. mountainman56

    mountainman56 Well-Known Member

    Mar 27, 2014
    Does it make me a bad person that I laughed out loud when I read this? :rolleyes: