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A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner. "Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?" "Ja, dat...

A farmer went to market one day in his horse drawn cart and took his dog. At a dangerous intersection just before town, a car collided with his cart in a horrific wreckage. The first responder was a policeman who asked him how he felt and if he was ok? Several months later the farmer filed...

A Polish man married an American woman, and even though his English wasn't perfect, they got along just fine. One day, he bursts into a lawyer's office, looking panicked. Man: "I need a divorce! Please help!" Lawyer: "A divorce? Well, that depends on your situation. Do you have any grounds?"...

A little old Texas lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man, "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high- powered vacuum...

There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females. He hired a French guy who didn't speak English, but was a very good worker. After the first day, they had successfully castrated 14...

An elderly gentleman had just picked up his shiny new Corvette convertible. Feeling like a teenager again, he decided to test what the car could do. As soon as he hit the highway, he pressed the gas—80 mph… then 90… the wind rushing through the few silver strands left on his head. He was loving...

We have been having a debate over on the recent thread about Does bullet Seating matter? There are folks who claim and cite some well known shooters who say that barrel harmonics do not matter because the bullet is already gone. I want to tell you I think they are flat wrong. Here below, I...

President Trump was assigned a rookie Secret Service Agent. Second day on the job while walking thru a crowd to the podium, the new agent spotted a man in long coat that looked suspicious. As he was watching him, he suddenly pulled a gun! The quick thinking agent yelled "Mickey Mouse!" This...

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the...

An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, "What would...

A small man was sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for 30 min. Then a big truck driver takes the drink from the man and drinks it. The man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on buddy, I was just joking. I'll buy you another drink, I hate to see a grown man cry." "No its not...

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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view...

https://www.longrangehunting.com/threads/what-two-past-presidents-died-on-the-same-day-happy-4th-of-july.306370/ We stand on the shoulders of giants. We must keep our Constitutional Republic. Our Country's founders valued liberty and freedom above all. They lived under a tyranny and a King...

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/lawmakers-raise-concerns-sale-ammo-manufacturer-foreign-company

The industry can be sued out of existence for anything bad that happens with their product(s)...

Just Read the Caption. You have to click the picture to get the caption to show.... So true...... Less in 2024 is more.

There was this guy complaining about his wife's colonoscopy. It cost $17,500! Very expensive but then he said, well thank God I had good insurance and our out of pocket was only $500. Then another guy pipes up, that he gets a colonoscopy every year! He says its always on April 15, and...

Very Good Example of Millenials who can not spell... Sign on Front Door of Store "Closed Due to Unforseen Circumcisions"... Ouch!