You might be a red neck if......

[sambo3006]

...if you have a short range weasel gun and a long range weasel gun.
...if you have more guns than teeth.
...if your favorite video game is ExBal.
...if you named your kids Berger and Wildcat.

 

[old_heli_logger]

I'm cheating, but it's funny


...if your wife and mother-in-law have ever been refered to as, "DUAL AIRBAGS"...

 

[rdsii64]

if you ever wrecked your truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment you might be a redneck.

 

[old_heli_logger]

...if the value of your truck doubles when the tank is full...

 

[A/C Guy]

You might be a red neck if your garage has more square feet than your home!

Garage - 40x60 with 14' walls
House - 28x60 with 8' walls

If your ten year old son already has more guns than the average man.

2 rifles and 2 shotguns and 1 pistol

If your house came with wheels

How else were they going to deliver it???

...if you have a short range weasel gun and a long range weasel gun.

.22lr and .243 Both scoped of course.

your main concern when buying a new vehicle is: "Where am I going to put my rifle"

Been there. Actually considering trading my JK because the guns don't lay flat in the cargo area and stuff falls out when I open the tailgate.

If you love the smell of Hoppes

Who doesn't?

Your wife knows she is competing with a rifle for your affection

She knows that she lost that war long ago. Dogs, guns, wife, ... Gotta know where your priorities are

I think I nailed this one. Do I win a prize?

 

[old_heli_logger]

Yep, you win...here's your sign.

 

[bigbuck]

yep, you win...here's your sign.

woo hoo LOL

 

[old_heli_logger]

…if you have a roll of duct tape on your transfer case's stick shift...

 

[royinidaho]

…if you have a roll of duct tape on your transfer case's stick shift...

It has to be nearly a full roll to stop the vibration. A half roll did help some but not enough.........

 

[old_heli_logger]

hahahaaa! I'm guilty too...

Actually my old '79 Suburban's transfer case is getting so old and noisy, I have moved up to adding my sand bags around it too.

 

[old_heli_logger]

...if you're stocking up on primers before them durn hoarders move in...

 

[old_heli_logger]

...if you've ever stopped on the highway to pick up a gas jug...

 

[jmason]

I never stopped for a gas jug, but have for ratchet straps and load binders!

 

[old_heli_logger]

Back when I was still cutting, I'd stop a pick up all kinds of jugs (can't have too many oil jugs )...especially if they had handles.