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<blockquote data-quote="Loner" data-source="post: 592029" data-attributes="member: 24560"><p>A little saying that was floated last year:</p><p></p><p>COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. .. .</p><p></p><p>At 65 degrees above zero:</p><p>People in Florida turn on the heat.</p><p></p><p>People in Montana plant gardens.</p><p></p><p> At 60 degrees above zero:</p><p> People in California shiver uncontrollably.</p><p> People in Montana sunbathe.</p><p></p><p> At 50 degrees above zero:</p><p> Italian and English cars won't start.</p><p> People in Montana drive with the windows down.</p><p></p><p> At 40 degrees above zero:</p><p> People in Georgia don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.</p><p> People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.</p><p></p><p> At 35 degrees above zero:</p><p> New York landlords finally turn up the heat.</p><p> People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.</p><p></p><p> At 20 degrees above zero:</p><p> People in Miami all die.</p><p> People in Montana close the windows.</p><p> </p><p>At zero degrees:</p><p> People in Arizona fly away to Mexico.</p><p> People in Montana get out their winter coats.</p><p></p><p> At 10 degrees below zero:</p><p> Hollywood disintegrates.</p><p> Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.</p><p></p><p> At 20 degrees below zero:</p><p> Washington, DC, runs out of hot air.</p><p> People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.</p><p></p><p> At 30 degrees below zero:</p><p> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.</p><p> Montanans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.</p><p></p><p> At 40 degrees below zero:</p><p> ALL atomic motion stops.</p><p> People in Montana start saying, "Cold enough for ya?"</p><p></p><p> At 50 degrees below zero:</p><p> Hell freezes over.</p><p> Montana public schools will open 2 hours late</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Loner, post: 592029, member: 24560"] A little saying that was floated last year: COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. .. . At 65 degrees above zero: People in Florida turn on the heat. People in Montana plant gardens. At 60 degrees above zero: People in California shiver uncontrollably. People in Montana sunbathe. At 50 degrees above zero: Italian and English cars won't start. People in Montana drive with the windows down. At 40 degrees above zero: People in Georgia don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt. At 35 degrees above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold. At 20 degrees above zero: People in Miami all die. People in Montana close the windows. At zero degrees: People in Arizona fly away to Mexico. People in Montana get out their winter coats. At 10 degrees below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door. At 20 degrees below zero: Washington, DC, runs out of hot air. People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors. At 30 degrees below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Montanans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile. At 40 degrees below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Montana start saying, "Cold enough for ya?" At 50 degrees below zero: Hell freezes over. Montana public schools will open 2 hours late [/QUOTE]
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