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Why does it feel like everyone has too much money?
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<blockquote data-quote="QuietTexan" data-source="post: 2300233" data-attributes="member: 116181"><p>(Warning: joke inbound. don't let your knickers get twisted)</p><p></p><p>Don't we all have a 30-30 or grandpappy's Winchester or something similar that has been running since the dawn of time and was washed in the holy water of the Pristine Mountain Creek when the Noble Savage was unspoilt by the White Man and the Spirit of the Deer was hunted by Holy Men sent on a Quest By God who lived in Hunting Camps and melded the Spirts of the Animals with the Spirits of the Men and Lived Lives in Noble Purity?</p><p></p><p>Heck with that. Deer deserve to be murdered in full HD video recorded on a $1,400 phone using a $400 adaptor shot through a $3,600 scope on top of a $4,000 rifle in a $2,000 deer blind on a $10,000 a year lease, while eating $8 a bag corn out of a $1,000 feeder then will be hauled back to the $70,000 trailer pulled by the $80,000 truck in a $30,000 side-by-side, whereupon the Hunter will remove $1,000 in (needless) camo clothing and use a $400 knife set to carefully remove the head for a $400 trip to the taxidermist and then remove the meat for a $1,000 trip to the processor. Then he will relax and drink from a $400 bottle of scotch in a $100 leaded crystal glass before laying down in a Tempurpedic bed with heated pad and foot elevator and sleep the peaceful sleep of a Real Man. What to know why? Because we've moved past being savages with pointy sticks.</p><p></p><p>All y'all shooting rifles might as well turn into bowhunters if you want to be sanctimonious about it, once you pick up a boom stick we're all the same no matter what they cost. The bowhunter just has a nicer trailer because his bow was cheaper than a rifle.</p><p><img src="https://media1.giphy.com/media/R7IYpzLLMBomk/200.gif" alt="come at me bro GIF" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="QuietTexan, post: 2300233, member: 116181"] (Warning: joke inbound. don't let your knickers get twisted) Don't we all have a 30-30 or grandpappy's Winchester or something similar that has been running since the dawn of time and was washed in the holy water of the Pristine Mountain Creek when the Noble Savage was unspoilt by the White Man and the Spirit of the Deer was hunted by Holy Men sent on a Quest By God who lived in Hunting Camps and melded the Spirts of the Animals with the Spirits of the Men and Lived Lives in Noble Purity? Heck with that. Deer deserve to be murdered in full HD video recorded on a $1,400 phone using a $400 adaptor shot through a $3,600 scope on top of a $4,000 rifle in a $2,000 deer blind on a $10,000 a year lease, while eating $8 a bag corn out of a $1,000 feeder then will be hauled back to the $70,000 trailer pulled by the $80,000 truck in a $30,000 side-by-side, whereupon the Hunter will remove $1,000 in (needless) camo clothing and use a $400 knife set to carefully remove the head for a $400 trip to the taxidermist and then remove the meat for a $1,000 trip to the processor. Then he will relax and drink from a $400 bottle of scotch in a $100 leaded crystal glass before laying down in a Tempurpedic bed with heated pad and foot elevator and sleep the peaceful sleep of a Real Man. What to know why? Because we've moved past being savages with pointy sticks. All y'all shooting rifles might as well turn into bowhunters if you want to be sanctimonious about it, once you pick up a boom stick we're all the same no matter what they cost. The bowhunter just has a nicer trailer because his bow was cheaper than a rifle. [IMG alt="come at me bro GIF"]https://media1.giphy.com/media/R7IYpzLLMBomk/200.gif[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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