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<blockquote data-quote="FEENIX" data-source="post: 828525" data-attributes="member: 14204"><div style="text-align: center"><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...</span></em></span></div> <div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099"></span></em></span></div> <div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099">[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.[/FONT]</span></em></span></div> </div><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099">Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099">[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: red"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: red">[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099">[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: red">[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099">Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets [/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: navy">[FONT=&quot]exhausted[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot].[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099">[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099">[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099">[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099">[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099">[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099">[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099">[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: red"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: red">[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: #000099">[FONT=&quot]</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: #000099">[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]</span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: red"></span></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: red">[/FONT]</span></em><em><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"[/FONT]</span></em></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="FEENIX, post: 828525, member: 14204"] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE=5][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="]CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=red][FONT="]Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [SIZE=5][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="] Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=red][FONT="]Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="]Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=red][FONT="]Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="] Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=navy][FONT="]exhausted[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="].[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=red][FONT="]Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="]War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=red][FONT="]Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="]It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=red][FONT="]Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="]Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=red][FONT="]Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=red][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="]Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=#000099][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=black][FONT="]Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=red][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][/I][I][COLOR=red][FONT="]"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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