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<blockquote data-quote="Gone Ballistic" data-source="post: 1912533" data-attributes="member: 26477"><p>I believe I have found the answer to your question through a story I heard years ago. </p><p>A man was walking down a beach one day when he stumbled across a strange looking bottle with a writing on it. As he rubbed the sand off the bottle a genie appeared. He told the man he would grant him any wish he desired for releasing him from the bottle. The man told him of his lifetime desire to go visit Hawaii. He stated his huge fear of flying and he also got horrible seasickness, so ship travel was not an option. "What I want for my wish is a highway from Los Angeles to Honolulu. " The genie replied:"This would be a building of such magnitude. I would have to build pillars miles deep in some places, create fueling stops, lodging places, emergency services, mechanical places. This would be impossible to do. Isn't there something else you could wish for that I could fulfill my debt? Please think of it. " After a few moments the man asked:" You know, I have always wondered why certain times of the month woman are sweet but then for a few days every month they become impossible to be around. Can you explain why? " The genie replied:"Do you want it in two lanes or four? "</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gone Ballistic, post: 1912533, member: 26477"] I believe I have found the answer to your question through a story I heard years ago. A man was walking down a beach one day when he stumbled across a strange looking bottle with a writing on it. As he rubbed the sand off the bottle a genie appeared. He told the man he would grant him any wish he desired for releasing him from the bottle. The man told him of his lifetime desire to go visit Hawaii. He stated his huge fear of flying and he also got horrible seasickness, so ship travel was not an option. "What I want for my wish is a highway from Los Angeles to Honolulu. " The genie replied:"This would be a building of such magnitude. I would have to build pillars miles deep in some places, create fueling stops, lodging places, emergency services, mechanical places. This would be impossible to do. Isn't there something else you could wish for that I could fulfill my debt? Please think of it. " After a few moments the man asked:" You know, I have always wondered why certain times of the month woman are sweet but then for a few days every month they become impossible to be around. Can you explain why? " The genie replied:"Do you want it in two lanes or four? " [/QUOTE]
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