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<blockquote data-quote="wolf3006" data-source="post: 172723" data-attributes="member: 4388"><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, 'surely I Can't Look That Old'? Well.. You'll Love This One:</p><p></p><p>My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy W Ith The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?</p><p></p><p>Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate.</p><p></p><p>After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School. "yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.</p><p></p><p>"when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.</p><p></p><p>He Answered, "in 1959. Why Do You Ask?"</p><p></p><p>"you Wer E In My Class!" I Exclaimed.</p><p></p><p>He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat, Gray-haired, Decrepit Man Asked, "what Did You Teach?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="wolf3006, post: 172723, member: 4388"] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, 'surely I Can't Look That Old'? Well.. You'll Love This One: My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy W Ith The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then? Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School. "yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride. "when Did You Graduate?" I Asked. He Answered, "in 1959. Why Do You Ask?" "you Wer E In My Class!" I Exclaimed. He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat, Gray-haired, Decrepit Man Asked, "what Did You Teach?" [/QUOTE]
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