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<blockquote data-quote="Wile E Coyote" data-source="post: 1049929" data-attributes="member: 28381"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.</span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.</span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other drunk.</span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.</span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.</span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.</span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kickup your heels."</span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.</span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."</span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt."</span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.</span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Wile E Coyote, post: 1049929, member: 28381"] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.[/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2] [FONT=Verdana]She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other drunk.[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kickup your heels."[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt."[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.[/FONT] [FONT=Verdana]Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired." . [/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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