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<blockquote data-quote="Small Lady" data-source="post: 2937578" data-attributes="member: 126670"><p>A customer at a gun store. "Women shouldn't be allowed to own guns, they are too bitchy ".</p><p></p><p>Customer in a Canadian tire store once asked me "Do they sell tires here"?</p><p></p><p>While I was wheeling a patient down the hospital hallway on a bed, explaining that I was going to take her down in the elevator to the OR, she says to me "Dear instead of the elevator you really should use the stairs, it will keep you fit so you can grow old like me". My reply was "I don't use the stairs when taking down patients in a bed".</p><p>She didn't miss a beat saying "Dear you take the stairs, and I'll wait right here for you". </p><p></p><p>At a restaurant with friends, and one of them orders a Corona. Guy at the next table says loudly "WHY WOULD YOU ORDER A CORONA AND MAKE YOURSELF SICK WITH A DEADLY VIRUS". I have never before heard an entire restaurant full of people burst out laughing simultaneously, until that day.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Small Lady, post: 2937578, member: 126670"] A customer at a gun store. "Women shouldn't be allowed to own guns, they are too bitchy ". Customer in a Canadian tire store once asked me "Do they sell tires here"? While I was wheeling a patient down the hospital hallway on a bed, explaining that I was going to take her down in the elevator to the OR, she says to me "Dear instead of the elevator you really should use the stairs, it will keep you fit so you can grow old like me". My reply was "I don't use the stairs when taking down patients in a bed". She didn't miss a beat saying "Dear you take the stairs, and I'll wait right here for you". At a restaurant with friends, and one of them orders a Corona. Guy at the next table says loudly "WHY WOULD YOU ORDER A CORONA AND MAKE YOURSELF SICK WITH A DEADLY VIRUS". I have never before heard an entire restaurant full of people burst out laughing simultaneously, until that day. [/QUOTE]
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