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<blockquote data-quote="4ked Horn" data-source="post: 78148" data-attributes="member: 11"><p>I had a customer that wanted a rifle for home defense. He claimed that he didn't plan on shooting anyone. He just wanted something to "jab" at anyone that wouldn't get away from his door. "You know, just something to stuff in their face." as he put it.</p><p></p><p>In a somewhat related story I did get in trouble because when a Californian came in to buy a nonres hunting license I would say "I'm sorry, you're from California. I can't sell you a hunting license." when they presented their I.D. Well I would quickly let them off the hook and say that I was just joking. Everyone thought it was funny except for a certain lady that didn't laugh. Her son (about 20 yrs old) thought it was funny but she didn't even crack a smile. She did however let my manager know. I was asked to keep my "humor" amongst the employees.</p><p></p><p>I also told a few customers that they had to notch their deer or elk tag for the day they would shoot their animal... while they were still in the store. "How the hell am I supposed to know what day I'm shooting my deer?" they would ask. I'd say "look, you are going up hunting this saturday and sunday right? Well you have a 50/50 chance of being right." A few of them actually whipped out the ol' pocket knife to put in the notches before I told them I was just kidding. I never had any one complain about that one. Everyone got a chuckle out of it. I even was able to get a wink to their buddies if they had one with them and the buddy would play along. "OH yeah dude, new rule this year. I don't know what fish &amp; game was thinking but I got mine notched for this coming sunday. I'll show you when we get home." /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif</p><p></p><p>That was alot of fun.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="4ked Horn, post: 78148, member: 11"] I had a customer that wanted a rifle for home defense. He claimed that he didn't plan on shooting anyone. He just wanted something to "jab" at anyone that wouldn't get away from his door. "You know, just something to stuff in their face." as he put it. In a somewhat related story I did get in trouble because when a Californian came in to buy a nonres hunting license I would say "I'm sorry, you're from California. I can't sell you a hunting license." when they presented their I.D. Well I would quickly let them off the hook and say that I was just joking. Everyone thought it was funny except for a certain lady that didn't laugh. Her son (about 20 yrs old) thought it was funny but she didn't even crack a smile. She did however let my manager know. I was asked to keep my "humor" amongst the employees. I also told a few customers that they had to notch their deer or elk tag for the day they would shoot their animal... while they were still in the store. "How the hell am I supposed to know what day I'm shooting my deer?" they would ask. I'd say "look, you are going up hunting this saturday and sunday right? Well you have a 50/50 chance of being right." A few of them actually whipped out the ol' pocket knife to put in the notches before I told them I was just kidding. I never had any one complain about that one. Everyone got a chuckle out of it. I even was able to get a wink to their buddies if they had one with them and the buddy would play along. "OH yeah dude, new rule this year. I don't know what fish & game was thinking but I got mine notched for this coming sunday. I'll show you when we get home." [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] That was alot of fun. [/QUOTE]
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