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<blockquote data-quote="Red hunter" data-source="post: 646869" data-attributes="member: 40502"><p>A 75 year old lady is pulled over by a rookie officer for driving 80 mph in a 35 zone. The young officer aproaches the window and asks for her license, registration and insurance. The elderly lady tells him "I don't have a license and the car is not mine so I don't know where the registration is. As a matter of fact I killed the man who was driving this car and his dead body is in the trunk." The young officer is floored and doesn't know what to think so he calls his senior officer for assistance. The seargant arrives and they dicuss the situation. The senior officer agrees to take over and aproaches the car and asks the elderly lady for her paper work and she promply hands it over. He is shocked and explains to the lady the story that the junior officer had told him. The elderly lady says" why that is foolish. he obviously is a liar. I bet he even told you I was speeding!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Red hunter, post: 646869, member: 40502"] A 75 year old lady is pulled over by a rookie officer for driving 80 mph in a 35 zone. The young officer aproaches the window and asks for her license, registration and insurance. The elderly lady tells him "I don't have a license and the car is not mine so I don't know where the registration is. As a matter of fact I killed the man who was driving this car and his dead body is in the trunk." The young officer is floored and doesn't know what to think so he calls his senior officer for assistance. The seargant arrives and they dicuss the situation. The senior officer agrees to take over and aproaches the car and asks the elderly lady for her paper work and she promply hands it over. He is shocked and explains to the lady the story that the junior officer had told him. The elderly lady says" why that is foolish. he obviously is a liar. I bet he even told you I was speeding!" [/QUOTE]
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