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<blockquote data-quote="Coyote Shadow Tracker" data-source="post: 2664887" data-attributes="member: 116439"><p><em><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.</span></strong></em></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">I took out my wallet, extracted twenty dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said..."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">"Are you Nuts!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by Jill my wife."</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">The homeless man was astounded. "Won't Jill be furious with you for doing that?</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."</span></em></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: rgb(85, 57, 130)"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Good evening, hope you had a laugh or at least a smile and enjoy life!</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: rgb(85, 57, 130)"><strong>Len & Jill </strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Coyote Shadow Tracker, post: 2664887, member: 116439"] [I][B][SIZE=5]I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.[/SIZE][/B][/I] [B][I][SIZE=5]I took out my wallet, extracted twenty dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said..."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked. "Are you Nuts!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!" "Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by Jill my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't Jill be furious with you for doing that? I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."[/SIZE][/I][/B] [COLOR=rgb(85, 57, 130)][SIZE=5][B]Good evening, hope you had a laugh or at least a smile and enjoy life![/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [SIZE=5][COLOR=rgb(85, 57, 130)][B]Len & Jill [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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