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<blockquote data-quote="hunternhunter" data-source="post: 1362114" data-attributes="member: 102268"><p>An old man was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs to his delight, he realized she was going commando (no underwear).</p><p></p><p>She saw him staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?"</p><p></p><p>"Yes, I'm sorry," he replied.</p><p></p><p>"It's quite all right," she replied, "It's very talented, watch this,</p><p>I'll make it blow a kiss to you, and with a little twitch of her hips, sure enough, the vagina blew him a kiss."</p><p></p><p>The old man was completely astounded and inquired what else it could do.</p><p></p><p>"I can also make it wink," she replied.</p><p></p><p>The old man stared in amazement as the vagina winked at him.</p><p></p><p>"Come and sit next to me," she said, patting the seat.</p><p></p><p>He moved over and she asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"</p><p></p><p>Stunned, he asked, "You're kiddin' me, you mean you can really make it whistle, too?"</p><p></p><p>It's tough getting old......</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="hunternhunter, post: 1362114, member: 102268"] An old man was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs to his delight, he realized she was going commando (no underwear). She saw him staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?" “Yes, I’m sorry," he replied. "It’s quite all right," she replied, "It’s very talented, watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you, and with a little twitch of her hips, sure enough, the vagina blew him a kiss." The old man was completely astounded and inquired what else it could do. "I can also make it wink," she replied. The old man stared in amazement as the vagina winked at him. "Come and sit next to me," she said, patting the seat. He moved over and she asked, “Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, he asked, “You’re kiddin' me, you mean you can really make it whistle, too?" It's tough getting old...... [/QUOTE]
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