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<blockquote data-quote="royinidaho" data-source="post: 1042050" data-attributes="member: 2011"><p>Jack and Sam, two friends met in the park every day to feed</p><p>the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.</p><p> </p><p>One day Jack didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it</p><p>and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Jack</p><p>hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.</p><p> </p><p>However, since the only time they ever got together was at the</p><p>park, Sam didn't know where Jack lived, so he was unable to find</p><p>out what had happened to him.</p><p> </p><p>A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of</p><p>Jack but one day, Sam approached the park and, lo and behold!,</p><p>there sat Jack!</p><p> </p><p>Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.</p><p>Then he said, 'For crying out loud , Jack what in the world</p><p>happened to you?'</p><p> </p><p>Jack replied, 'I've been in jail.' Jail!' cried Sam. What in the world for?'</p><p> </p><p>'Well,' Jack said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at</p><p>the coffee shop where I sometimes go?' Yeah,' said Sam, 'I</p><p>remember her. What about her?</p><p> </p><p>'Well, the little gold-digging witch figured I was rich and she filed</p><p>rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I was so proud</p><p>that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'.</p><p></p><p>'The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="royinidaho, post: 1042050, member: 2011"] Jack and Sam, two friends met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Jack didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Jack hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Jack lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Jack but one day, Sam approached the park and, lo and behold!, there sat Jack! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud , Jack what in the world happened to you?' Jack replied, 'I’ve been in jail.' Jail!' cried Sam. What in the world for?' 'Well,' Jack said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?' Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her? 'Well, the little gold-digging witch figured I was rich and she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'. 'The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.' [/QUOTE]
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