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<blockquote data-quote="Packrat 6" data-source="post: 1019044" data-attributes="member: 80288"><p>A long range hunter returned home after being gone hunting for several weeks. Quick shower, then to bed. Wakes up the next morning hearing his wife heading for the kitchen. As he's laying there a great thought enters his mind. He grabs a piece of paper and a pencil and writes the following note:</p><p></p><p>The pole is up</p><p>the tent is spread</p><p>forget about breakfast</p><p>and come back to bed</p><p></p><p>He calls the dog over and tells it to "take it to Mama"</p><p>About 5 minutes later, here comes the dog with a note in its mouth</p><p>He opens the note and read:</p><p></p><p>Let the pole down </p><p>and put the tent away,</p><p>the Monkey had a Hemorrhage,</p><p>No Circus today!</p><p></p><p>Packrat 6</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Packrat 6, post: 1019044, member: 80288"] A long range hunter returned home after being gone hunting for several weeks. Quick shower, then to bed. Wakes up the next morning hearing his wife heading for the kitchen. As he's laying there a great thought enters his mind. He grabs a piece of paper and a pencil and writes the following note: The pole is up the tent is spread forget about breakfast and come back to bed He calls the dog over and tells it to "take it to Mama" About 5 minutes later, here comes the dog with a note in its mouth He opens the note and read: Let the pole down and put the tent away, the Monkey had a Hemorrhage, No Circus today! Packrat 6 [/QUOTE]
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