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<blockquote data-quote="Packrat 6" data-source="post: 1574746" data-attributes="member: 80288"><p>Have you ever noticed the number of people that do not have a sense of humor? for example, my doctor has absolutely none! If you try kidding with him he just gives you a blank look and ignores anything you say! The other day, in for my yearly physical, he asked me if I had any guns in the house. Well first of all, it isn't any of his business, and so I said "Why, are you afraid I'll shoot myself?".....He murmured something under his breath that sounded suspiciously like " we could only be so lucky". See, no sense of humor!</p><p></p><p>I also have an Aunt by marriage, that has None at all! For example last time they came to visit, hmmm guess it was about 5 years ago, I had one of those full head Halloween masks that one of the grand kids had left here awhile back, you know the kind that djones wears when he takes pictures of him and the hogs he supposedly shot! Well anyway, just as a fun surprise, I took the mask and put a little rubber cement around the eyes on the inside of the mask, Blew up a white balloon inside the mask and then pressed the eyes on the mask down on the balloon. Then I took it and put it in the toilet, face up, in the guest bathroom and put the toilet seat down.</p><p></p><p>About 40 or so minutes later there came a shriek so loud I thought an F-18 had buzzed the house at about 10 feet. While everyone else was running to the Guest Bedroom, I just kind of casually sauntered my way in there, chuckling all the way! When the EMT's left about an hour and a half later and she had been showered and changed clothes, my uncle remembered a family emergency they had apparently forgot, so they packed and left. Seems like every time we plan a trip and are going to be in their area, they have plans and are away from the house or something.</p><p></p><p>When I talked to my uncle a couple of weeks ago, he told me that she is still taking his .357 to the range weekly and shooting at my picture. Now I can understand that kind of kidding so don't take it seriously.</p><p></p><p>May be back later, trying to remember what I promised my lady we were going to do for Valentines day!</p><p><img src="https://www.longrangehunting.com/data/attachments/41/41149-a432c823d5071b98b3691a8c1814bc84.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Packrat 6, post: 1574746, member: 80288"] Have you ever noticed the number of people that do not have a sense of humor? for example, my doctor has absolutely none! If you try kidding with him he just gives you a blank look and ignores anything you say! The other day, in for my yearly physical, he asked me if I had any guns in the house. Well first of all, it isn't any of his business, and so I said "Why, are you afraid I'll shoot myself?".....He murmured something under his breath that sounded suspiciously like " we could only be so lucky". See, no sense of humor! I also have an Aunt by marriage, that has None at all! For example last time they came to visit, hmmm guess it was about 5 years ago, I had one of those full head Halloween masks that one of the grand kids had left here awhile back, you know the kind that djones wears when he takes pictures of him and the hogs he supposedly shot! Well anyway, just as a fun surprise, I took the mask and put a little rubber cement around the eyes on the inside of the mask, Blew up a white balloon inside the mask and then pressed the eyes on the mask down on the balloon. Then I took it and put it in the toilet, face up, in the guest bathroom and put the toilet seat down. About 40 or so minutes later there came a shriek so loud I thought an F-18 had buzzed the house at about 10 feet. While everyone else was running to the Guest Bedroom, I just kind of casually sauntered my way in there, chuckling all the way! When the EMT's left about an hour and a half later and she had been showered and changed clothes, my uncle remembered a family emergency they had apparently forgot, so they packed and left. Seems like every time we plan a trip and are going to be in their area, they have plans and are away from the house or something. When I talked to my uncle a couple of weeks ago, he told me that she is still taking his .357 to the range weekly and shooting at my picture. Now I can understand that kind of kidding so don't take it seriously. May be back later, trying to remember what I promised my lady we were going to do for Valentines day! [IMG]https://www.longrangehunting.com/data/attachments/41/41149-a432c823d5071b98b3691a8c1814bc84.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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