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<blockquote data-quote="Packrat 6" data-source="post: 1097262" data-attributes="member: 80288"><p>See?.......He'll do anything to avoid posting pictures of maybe some hogs and maybe he's seeing Pink eleph....Hogs in his deliriums. As far as hunting all night, I'm willing to bet that until 2:00 AM he was down at the local watering hole and I know what he was hunting there! </p><p></p><p>Made the mistake today of sitting down and watching Television for a program i wanted to see on the Science Channel. For a 1 hour program i got an actual 38 minutes of program and the rest was advertisements. some of the Ads were more than a little personal. For example:</p><p></p><p>"Lets have a frank talk about diarhea" - <strong><em>Lets don't!</em></strong></p><p>"Have you considered Male Enhancement Therapy" - <strong><em> I don't need it, call djones!</em></strong></p><p>" KY Jelly, now in 8 wonderful flavors" - <strong><em>Is this sort of like once you get past the smell, you got it licked?</em></strong></p><p>"Did your parents deprive you of a puppy when you were young? Call Kumquat Legal Services" -<strong><em>Yeah, right, first thing tomorrow</em></strong></p><p>"Doctor Johns Blue Crotch Cricket Ointment ' - <strong><em>Yep, guaranteed to not pucker the bunghole, run down the heel or stain your underwear </em></strong></p><p>"The softest Toilet paper made" - <strong><em>So soft you punch thru it trying to wipe your butt</em></strong></p><p>AND my all time favorite:</p><p>"Save 15% in 15 minutes" - <strong><em>Yeah, by carrying the minimum liability so that if you hit a $40,000 car, you're going to pay $25,000 out of pocket! Besides I don't support Warren Buffet.</em></strong></p><p></p><p>Now remember why I don't watch TV! Don't seem to have missed anything.</p><p></p><p>Packrat</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Packrat 6, post: 1097262, member: 80288"] See?.......He'll do anything to avoid posting pictures of maybe some hogs and maybe he's seeing Pink eleph....Hogs in his deliriums. As far as hunting all night, I'm willing to bet that until 2:00 AM he was down at the local watering hole and I know what he was hunting there! Made the mistake today of sitting down and watching Television for a program i wanted to see on the Science Channel. For a 1 hour program i got an actual 38 minutes of program and the rest was advertisements. some of the Ads were more than a little personal. For example: "Lets have a frank talk about diarhea" - [B][I]Lets don't![/I][/B] "Have you considered Male Enhancement Therapy" - [B][I] I don't need it, call djones![/I][/B] " KY Jelly, now in 8 wonderful flavors" - [B][I]Is this sort of like once you get past the smell, you got it licked?[/I][/B] "Did your parents deprive you of a puppy when you were young? Call Kumquat Legal Services" -[B][I]Yeah, right, first thing tomorrow[/I][/B] "Doctor Johns Blue Crotch Cricket Ointment ' - [B][I]Yep, guaranteed to not pucker the bunghole, run down the heel or stain your underwear [/I][/B] "The softest Toilet paper made" - [B][I]So soft you punch thru it trying to wipe your butt[/I][/B] AND my all time favorite: "Save 15% in 15 minutes" - [B][I]Yeah, by carrying the minimum liability so that if you hit a $40,000 car, you're going to pay $25,000 out of pocket! Besides I don't support Warren Buffet.[/I][/B] Now remember why I don't watch TV! Don't seem to have missed anything. Packrat [/QUOTE]
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