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<blockquote data-quote="Packrat 6" data-source="post: 1088379" data-attributes="member: 80288"><p>My brother sent me one of his monthly missives and for some reason, he seemed to concentrate on Lawyers this time around. I particularly liked the following, at least initially:</p><p></p><p><em>A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he saw walking down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he swerved to hit him and there would be a loud "THUMP". Then he would swerve back on the road.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>One day, as the truck driver was driving along the road he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good deed and pulled the truck over.</em></p><p><em>"Where are you going, Father?" The truck driver asked.</em></p><p><em>I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest.</em></p><p> <em>No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Instinctively he swerved to hit him. At the last moment he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so he swerved back to the road and narrowly missed the lawyer.</em></p><p><em>Certain he should've missed the lawyer, the truck driver was very surprised and immediately uneasy when he heard a loud "THUMP". He felt really guilty about his actions and so turned to the priest and said, "I'm really sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer."</em></p><p><em>"That's okay," replied the priest. "I got him with the door."</em></p><p><em></em></p><p>Now while my initial impression is that it is somewhat funny, after I had read it a couple of times, I realized that there were inherent problems with the joke.</p><p></p><p>First of all, what kind of Lawyer would be <em>walking</em>....Yep, <em>walking</em> alongside of the road....Much more likely that they would be carried on a litter, supported by 4 beefy men, one at each corner and trotting along in matched cadence to minimize the disruption to the occupant, while the lawyer in question would be inside mentally masturbating himself about how great he was to be selected one of the chosen few. Walking?, I don't think so!</p><p></p><p>Then there is the problem of the trucker running them down. Every trucker I know would have more respect for his truck than getting a mess of crap like that smeared on his vehicle. </p><p></p><p>Thirdly, but not least, the animosity between Priests and Lawyers has been severely overstated in the last few years. one of the problems is that when a Lawyer goes to confession, they always want to bring <strong>their </strong>lawyers with them into the confessional! </p><p></p><p>Well, anyway, hope you enjoyed it!</p><p></p><p>Packrat</p><p></p><p>[ATTACH]48529[/ATTACH]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Packrat 6, post: 1088379, member: 80288"] My brother sent me one of his monthly missives and for some reason, he seemed to concentrate on Lawyers this time around. I particularly liked the following, at least initially: [I]A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he saw walking down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he swerved to hit him and there would be a loud "THUMP". Then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the truck driver was driving along the road he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good deed and pulled the truck over. "Where are you going, Father?" The truck driver asked. I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest. No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road. Instinctively he swerved to hit him. At the last moment he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so he swerved back to the road and narrowly missed the lawyer. Certain he should've missed the lawyer, the truck driver was very surprised and immediately uneasy when he heard a loud "THUMP". He felt really guilty about his actions and so turned to the priest and said, "I'm really sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer." "That's okay," replied the priest. "I got him with the door." [/I] Now while my initial impression is that it is somewhat funny, after I had read it a couple of times, I realized that there were inherent problems with the joke. First of all, what kind of Lawyer would be [I]walking[/I]....Yep, [I]walking[/I] alongside of the road....Much more likely that they would be carried on a litter, supported by 4 beefy men, one at each corner and trotting along in matched cadence to minimize the disruption to the occupant, while the lawyer in question would be inside mentally masturbating himself about how great he was to be selected one of the chosen few. Walking?, I don't think so! Then there is the problem of the trucker running them down. Every trucker I know would have more respect for his truck than getting a mess of crap like that smeared on his vehicle. Thirdly, but not least, the animosity between Priests and Lawyers has been severely overstated in the last few years. one of the problems is that when a Lawyer goes to confession, they always want to bring [B]their [/B]lawyers with them into the confessional! Well, anyway, hope you enjoyed it! Packrat [ATTACH]48529.vB[/ATTACH] [/QUOTE]
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