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<blockquote data-quote="Idaho_Elk_Huntr" data-source="post: 164892" data-attributes="member: 5298"><p>One day, while in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I'd better see a doctor." </p><p>"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine </p><p>sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs only ten dollars. A lot cheaper than seeing </p><p>a doctor." </p><p>So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine </p><p>sample. He pours the sample into the receptacle and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: </p><p>"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy </p><p>activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." </p><p></p><p>That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. </p><p>He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample </p><p>from himself for good measure. Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. </p><p>The computer prints the following: </p><p>1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) </p><p>2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) </p><p>3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. </p><p>4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. </p><p>5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! </p><p></p><p>Thank YOU FOR SHOPPING AT WAL-MART</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Idaho_Elk_Huntr, post: 164892, member: 5298"] One day, while in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs only ten dollars. A lot cheaper than seeing a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the receptacle and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure. Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! Thank YOU FOR SHOPPING AT WAL-MART [/QUOTE]
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