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<blockquote data-quote="philny1" data-source="post: 166117" data-attributes="member: 7121"><p>A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.</p><p> On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle;I'm still a virgin".</p><p> "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been</p><p> married ten times.?"</p><p> </p><p> "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me</p><p> How great it was going to be.</p><p> </p><p> "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure</p><p> How it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.</p><p> "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything</p><p> checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.</p><p> " Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had</p><p> The order he didn't know when he would be able to deliver</p><p> "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process</p><p> but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.</p><p> "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but He wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.</p><p> "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.</p><p> "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.</p><p> "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.</p><p> " Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector ; all he ever did was........... God I miss him!</p><p> " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".</p><p> "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?</p><p> "You're with the "GOVERNMENT"...... This time I KNOW I'M gonna</p><p> Get SCREWED."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="philny1, post: 166117, member: 7121"] A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle;I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me How great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure How it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. " Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had The order he didn't know when he would be able to deliver "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but He wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. " Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector ; all he ever did was........... God I miss him! " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? "You're with the "GOVERNMENT"...... This time I KNOW I'M gonna Get SCREWED." [/QUOTE]
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