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<blockquote data-quote="FEENIX" data-source="post: 1151356" data-attributes="member: 14204"><p>[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]<span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">Lyle was hunting geese in the Northern Minnesota woods. He leaned his old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">As luck would have it, his Labrador dog Ginger knocked the gun over, it went off, and Lyle took most of an ounce of #4 shot into the groin</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was his ER doctor, Sven.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"Vell Lyle, I got some good noos and some bad noos. Da good noos is dat you're going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal bleeding, and I vas able to remove all da buckshot.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"What's the bad news?" asks Lyle.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"The bad noos is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your privates. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Lyle. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: midnightblue">"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."</span></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="FEENIX, post: 1151356, member: 14204"] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][SIZE=2][COLOR=midnightblue]Lyle was hunting geese in the Northern Minnesota woods. He leaned his old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his Labrador dog Ginger knocked the gun over, it went off, and Lyle took most of an ounce of #4 shot into the groin Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was his ER doctor, Sven. "Vell Lyle, I got some good noos and some bad noos. Da good noos is dat you’re going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal bleeding, and I vas able to remove all da buckshot. "What's the bad news?” asks Lyle. "The bad noos is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your privates. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena. "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Lyle. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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