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<blockquote data-quote="Sendero_Man" data-source="post: 164458" data-attributes="member: 7517"><p>Bless me Father</p><p></p><p>> "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".</p><p>> The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"</p><p>> "Yes, Father, it is."And who was the girl you were with?"</p><p>> "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."</p><p>> "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may</p><p>> as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"</p><p>> "I cannot say."</p><p>> "Was it Teresa Volpe?"</p><p>> "I'll never tell."</p><p>> "Was it Nina Capelli?"</p><p>> "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."</p><p>> "Was it Cathy Piriano?"</p><p>> "My lips are sealed."</p><p>> "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"</p><p>> "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."</p><p>> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny</p><p>> Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You</p><p>> cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave</p><p>> yourself."</p><p>> Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and</p><p>> whispers, "What'd you get?"</p><p>> "Four months vacation and five good leads."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sendero_Man, post: 164458, member: 7517"] Bless me Father > "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl". > The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" > "Yes, Father, it is."And who was the girl you were with?" > "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation." > "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may > as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" > "I cannot say." > "Was it Teresa Volpe?" > "I'll never tell." > "Was it Nina Capelli?" > "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." > "Was it Cathy Piriano?" > "My lips are sealed." > "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?" > "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." > The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny > Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You > cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave > yourself." > Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and > whispers, "What'd you get?" > "Four months vacation and five good leads." [/QUOTE]
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