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<blockquote data-quote="Bowhunter57" data-source="post: 606212" data-attributes="member: 24203"><p><span style="color: #006400">A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.</span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400">The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"</span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400">He slams the door and returns to bed.</span></p><p><span style="color: #006400">"Who was that?" asked his wife.</span></p><p><span style="color: #006400">"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.</span></p><p><span style="color: #006400">"Did you help him?" she asks.</span></p><p><span style="color: #006400">"No, I did not, it's 3 am in the morning and it's pouring rain out there!"</span></p><p><span style="color: #006400">"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too you know."</span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400">The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.</span></p><p><span style="color: #006400"></span></p><p><span style="color: #006400">He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"</span></p><p><span style="color: #006400">"Yes," comes back the answer.</span></p><p><span style="color: #006400">"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.</span></p><p><span style="color: #006400">"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.</span></p><p><span style="color: #006400">"Where are you?" asks the husband.</span></p><p><span style="color: #006400">"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite11" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bowhunter57, post: 606212, member: 24203"] [COLOR=#006400]A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it's 3 am in the morning and it's pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too you know." The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk. :rolleyes:[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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