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<blockquote data-quote="Bowhunter57" data-source="post: 693509" data-attributes="member: 24203"><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">Answer: Princess Diana's death.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">Question: How come?</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">Answer :</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">In a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine,</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">Driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky,</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">(check the bottle before you Change the spelling),</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles,</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">Treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian Medicines.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology and</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">You're probably reading this on your computer that uses Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor,</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">Assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">Transported by Indian truck drivers and hi-jacked by Indonesians,</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">And trucked to you by Mexican illegals...</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">That, my friends, IS Globalization!</span></div></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bowhunter57, post: 693509, member: 24203"] [INDENT][COLOR=darkgreen]Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes In a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, Driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you Change the spelling), Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, Treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian Medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology and You're probably reading this on your computer that uses Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor, Assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, Transported by Indian truck drivers and hi-jacked by Indonesians, Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, And trucked to you by Mexican illegals... That, my friends, IS Globalization![/COLOR][/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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