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<blockquote data-quote="Southpaw" data-source="post: 205925" data-attributes="member: 8523"><p>George was going up to bed when his</p><p>wife told him that he'd left the light on in</p><p>the garden shed, which she could see</p><p>from the bedroom window. George</p><p>opened the back door to go turn off the</p><p>light but saw that there were people in the</p><p>shed, most likely stealing things.</p><p>He phoned the police and the dispatcher</p><p>asked, "Are any of those people in</p><p>your house?" When George said "No,"</p><p>the dispatcher said that all patrols were</p><p>busy, that he should just stay in the</p><p>house, lock his doors, and an officer</p><p>would be along when available.</p><p>George said, "Okay," hung up, counted</p><p>to 60, and phoned the police again. He</p><p>said, "Hello, I just called you a minute ago</p><p>because there were people in my shed.</p><p>Well, you don't have to worry about them</p><p>now because I just shot them all." He</p><p>hung up.</p><p>Within five minutes, three police cars,</p><p>an armed response unit, and an ambulance</p><p>showed up at his residence. After</p><p>the police caught the burglars red-handed,</p><p>one of the policemen said to George:</p><p>"I thought you said that you'd shot them!"</p><p>George said, "I thought you said there</p><p>was nobody available."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Southpaw, post: 205925, member: 8523"] George was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed, most likely stealing things. He phoned the police and the dispatcher asked, "Are any of those people in your house?" When George said “No,” the dispatcher said that all patrols were busy, that he should just stay in the house, lock his doors, and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 60, and phoned the police again. He said, “Hello, I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them all." He hung up. Within five minutes, three police cars, an armed response unit, and an ambulance showed up at his residence. After the police caught the burglars red-handed, one of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available.” [/QUOTE]
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