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<blockquote data-quote="Captn C" data-source="post: 192486" data-attributes="member: 9584"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">that will help you decide.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Answer the following question:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">raises the knife, and charges at you.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You are carrying a Glock 40cal, and you are an expert shot.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">What do you do?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Democrat's Answer:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Does the man look poor or oppressed?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Could we run away?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">What does my wife think?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">What about the kids?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">his hand?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">What does the law say about this situation?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">this send to society and to my children?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">me?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">he was stabbing me?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Should I call 9-1-1?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Why is this street so deserted?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends first </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">and try to come to a consensus.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Republican's Answer:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">BANG!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Southerner's Answer:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!gun)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Click.....</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">(Sounds of reloading)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!gun)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Click!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester SilverTips or </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Hollow Points?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Captn C, post: 192486, member: 9584"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. Answer the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40cal, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends first and try to come to a consensus. Republican's Answer: BANG! Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!gun) Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!gun) Click! Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester SilverTips or Hollow Points?" Son: "Can I shoot the next one?" Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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