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<blockquote data-quote="scope-eye" data-source="post: 2197053" data-attributes="member: 21274"><p>1; Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.</p><p>2; You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.</p><p>3; I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.</p><p>4; I decided to stop calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.</p><p>5; Old age is coming at a really bad time.</p><p>6; The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."</p><p>7; Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.</p><p>8; Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?</p><p>9; Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.</p><p>10; Actually, I'm not complaining because I am a Senager (Senior teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. And I don't have acne. Life is great.</p><p></p><p>Dean</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="scope-eye, post: 2197053, member: 21274"] 1; Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. 2; You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body. 3; I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. 4; I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. 5; Old age is coming at a really bad time. 6; The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." 7; Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet. 8; Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway? 9; Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice. 10; Actually, I'm not complaining because I am a Senager (Senior teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a driver’s license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. And I don’t have acne. Life is great. Dean [/QUOTE]
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