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<blockquote data-quote="royinidaho" data-source="post: 213795" data-attributes="member: 2011"><p><span style="color: black">John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">job it was to fertilize the eggs.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p> <span style="color: black">The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time,</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p> <span style="color: black">Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance,</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">favorite rooster was old</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p> <span style="color: black">Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing.</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">next one.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p> <span style="color: black">John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">result.. The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p> <span style="color: black">Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace</span></p><p> <span style="color: black">and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.</span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p> <span style="color: black">Vote carefully this year... the bells are not always audible.......</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="royinidaho, post: 213795, member: 2011"] [COLOR=black]John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result.. The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention. Vote carefully this year... the bells are not always audible.......[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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