Republican and Democrat

Discussion in 'Humor' started by specweldtom, Mar 14, 2008.

  1. specweldtom

    specweldtom Well-Known Member

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    John McCain and Hillary Clinton walked out of the capitol building together and soon encountered a homeless man. Senator McCain stopped, gave the man his business card and told him to come to his office to see about a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the man.

    Senator Clinton, not wanting to be outdone, stopped at the next homeless man they came to and gave him directions to the nearest welfare office. She then took $20 out of Senator McCain's pocket, pocketed $15 dollars for an administrative fee, and gave the remaining $5 to the homeless man.

    Yeah, We have a choice.