Got this from JECustom I was shopping in Lowe's the other day and couldn't find my wife. I saw a young guy going up and down aisles also. I asked if I could help him find something because I knew the store very well. He replied that he was trying to find his wife. I told him I was too, and maybe we could help each other. I asked him what his wife looked like. He said she is a tall gorgeous blond, with long legs, big boobs, and is wearing tight white shorts and a very tight yellow tank top. He then asked what my wife looked like. I told him to hell with it, lets just look for his!