"Watch out for the old guys..."

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Southpaw, May 1, 2008.

  1. Southpaw

    Southpaw Well-Known Member

    May 17, 2007
    middle aged woman decides to have a face lift for her birthday. She
    spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home,
    she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to
    the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I

    "About 32," was the reply.

    "I'm exactly 47," the woman says happily.

    A little while later she goes into McDonald's and ask the counter girl
    the very same question. She replies, "I guess about 29." The woman
    replies, "Nope, I'm 47."

    Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a Drug Store
    on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints
    and asks the clerk this burning question.

    The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."

    Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but thank you." While waiting for
    the bus to go home, she asks an old man standing at the bus stop the

    same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 years old and my eyesight is
    going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old
    a woman was.

    It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under
    your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are." They waited in
    silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of her.

    She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

    He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins
    to feel around very slowly and carefully. After a 5 minutes of this, she
    says, "Okay, okay,.....how old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of
    her breasts and removes his hands and says, "Madam, you are 47."

    Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible... how did you

    The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's.