Ready in Texas

Discussion in 'Humor' started by specweldtom, Dec 10, 2010.

  1. specweldtom

    specweldtom Well-Known Member

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    A guy gets pulled over outside of Cut and Shoot, (just north of Houston). He hands the cop his Driver's License and Concealed Carry permit. The cop asks if he is carrying now. He replied that he was, and the officer asked what he was carrying. The Redneck replied, I have a .357 snubby in my coat pocket, a Gov't .45 in the console, and a .22 Magnum Derringer in my boot. "Is that all you have"? Nope, I've got a M1-A and a 12 ga. pump in the trunk. Are you on your way to or from a gun range? Nope.

    Well what in the world are you afraid of?

    Not a damn thing!

    Happy Trails, Tom
     
  2. tnshooter111

    tnshooter111 Well-Known Member

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    I got pulled over out side of Houston one time for 3 miles over, needles to say I was highly pissed. Then about 6 months later I got pulled over for 1 over around Encino Texas. I finally come to the conclusion that out of state plates puts a big target on your back.