New Boots

Discussion in 'Humor' started by roundss, Aug 14, 2008.

  1. roundss

    roundss Well-Known Member

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    An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

    Margaret looked him over 'Nope.'

    Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and
    walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

    Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging
    down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
    tomorrow!

    Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

    'Nope', she replied.

    'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!! !''

    Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,
    'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat'.
     
  2. Broz

    Broz Well-Known Member

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    Funny stuff!!!:D