Nebraska girls

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Black Diamond 408, May 1, 2007.

  1. Black Diamond 408

    Black Diamond 408 Well-Known Member

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    Now this is the "GOOD LIFE"

    NEBRASKA GIRLS

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how
    they had given their new wives duties. The first man
    had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he
    had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes
    and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but
    on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
    dishes were done.

    The second man had married a woman from Florida . He
    bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was
    to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the
    first day he didn't see any results, but the next day
    it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,
    the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the
    table.

    The third man had married a Nebraska girl. He boasted
    that he told her that her duties were to keep the
    house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
    washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.He
    said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
    day he didn't see anything but by the third day most
    of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
    little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a
    bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a
    landscaper.

    Got to love them Nebraska Girls.
     
  2. Packrat 6

    Packrat 6 Well-Known Member

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    Yep, them Nebraska Girls is TOUGH!...LOL
     

  3. justgoto

    justgoto Well-Known Member

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    LOL! Thanks for the heads-up!
     
  4. FearNoWind

    FearNoWind Well-Known Member

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    I got a good one like that from Ohio. But things have improved. At the present time I only mow the lawn, cook once a week and help with the laundry. :rolleyes:
    But when I get my chores done I can get a pass to go to the range for a couple of hours.
     
  5. Packrat 6

    Packrat 6 Well-Known Member

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    LOL