Guns are like girlfriends..............

Discussion in 'Humor' started by roundss, Apr 16, 2008.

  1. roundss

    roundss Well-Known Member

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    You finish the sentence.
     
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  2. roundss

    roundss Well-Known Member

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    The wife is never happy to hear about a new one.
     

  3. roundss

    roundss Well-Known Member

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    wives never really need to know how many you've had.:eek:
     
  4. HeskethPritchard

    HeskethPritchard Well-Known Member

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    When they're new you want to bang them all day long........
     
  5. Varmint Hunter

    Varmint Hunter Well-Known Member

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    ...............when you get a new one you sure don't tell the wife. What she doesn't know won't hurt her.
     
  6. Shawn Carlock

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    If you have one really good one it's not enough...if you have a hundered really good ones it's still not enough.
     
  7. J E Custom

    J E Custom Well-Known Member

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    Guns are like girlfrends-- You replace them as soon as they stop
    shooting straight.

    J E CUSTOM
     
  8. MagMan

    MagMan Well-Known Member

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    .....When you break them in properly they'll last a long time.


    ......They both handle better with over sized knobs.
     
  9. shorty

    shorty Well-Known Member

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    It's frustrating and expensive to figure out just what the hell it is they really want,and
    hiding them in the closet never works for long. The scent of new perfume or gun oil provokes
    the same response from the wife.
     
  10. 9-point

    9-point Active Member

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    you are disappointed to find out that she is a big bore and you dont have a bullet big enough for her:eek:
     
  11. specweldtom

    specweldtom Well-Known Member

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    You never get tired of the really good ones.

    Tom
     
  12. ss7mm

    ss7mm Writers Guild

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    If I do my part right, they always go off.:rolleyes::):rolleyes:
     
  13. roundss

    roundss Well-Known Member

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    you don't mind having an ugly one you just don't want your friends to see you with one at the range.
     
  14. shiredude

    shiredude Writers Guild

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    If you touch them right, they make loud noises.