"Math can teach you something"

Southpaw

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"Math can teach you something"


> This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint.
>
> What makes
> 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
> about those people
> who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
> those meetings where
> someone wants you to give more than 100%. Can we achieve
> 110%?
>
> What
> makes up 100% in life?
>
> Here's a little mathematical formula that might
> help you answer these questions:
>
> If
>
> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
> P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>
> is represented as
>
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
> 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
> 26,
>
> then
>
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
> 98%
>
> and
>
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
> 96%
>
> but
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =
> 100%
>
> and
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =
> 103%.
>
> AND, look how far *** kissing will take
> you.
>
> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
> So,
> one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that
> while hard
> work
> and knowledge
> will get you close, and
> attitude will get you there, it's the
> ********
> and ***
> kissing that will
> put you over the
> top.


Southpaw
 
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