"Math can teach you something"

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Southpaw, Apr 21, 2009.

  1. Southpaw

    Southpaw Well-Known Member

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    "Math can teach you something"


    > This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint.
    >
    > What makes
    > 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
    > about those people
    > who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
    > those meetings where
    > someone wants you to give more than 100%. Can we achieve
    > 110%?
    >
    > What
    > makes up 100% in life?
    >
    > Here's a little mathematical formula that might
    > help you answer these questions:
    >
    > If
    >
    > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
    > P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    >
    > is represented as
    >
    > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
    > 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
    > 26,
    >
    > then
    >
    > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    > 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
    > 98%
    >
    > and
    >
    > K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    > 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
    > 96%
    >
    > but
    >
    > A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    > 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =
    > 100%
    >
    > and
    >
    > B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    > 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =
    > 103%.
    >
    > AND, look how far ass kissing will take
    > you.
    >
    > A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    > 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
    >
    > So,
    > one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that
    > while hard
    > work
    > and knowledge
    > will get you close, and
    > attitude will get you there, it's the
    > bullshit
    > and ass
    > kissing that will
    > put you over the
    > top.


    Southpaw
     
  2. Merlin

    Merlin Well-Known Member

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    Ain't that the truth! :D