I was having lunch with my 10-year-old granddaughter, on February 20th, when I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?" She replies, "Tomorrow is President's Day!" She's a very smart kid. I asked her, "What does President's Day mean?" I was expecting something about Washington or Lincoln, when she says.... "That's when President Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, he goes back in for 1 more year of unemployment." You know... It hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose.