How to tell if female squirrel?

[Muddyboots]

 

[adk hunter]

Her-".......I know you snuck another gun nut home!"

Me- "your tail looks so soft and fluffy today"

 

[Varmint Hunter]

"Do I look fat in this fur?"

 

[Rosebud]

Funny! I was going to say kill them and look between their legs. But your way is better !

 

[Dean2]

That I so good, I copied it and sent it to a whole wack of people. Thanks.

 

[HockeyDad]

When I saw the title of the thread, I would have bet the ranch and the dog that the punchline was going to contain the word nuts.