Beer contains female hormones

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  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    Beer contains female hormones. Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

    Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory
    100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period.

    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

    1) Argued over nothing.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional.
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally
    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary.
     
  2. screech

    screech Well-Known Member

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    that was good, you come up with that yourself?
     

  3. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    I was one of the hundred guys !!!
     
  4. screech

    screech Well-Known Member

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    ah i see said the blind man
     
  5. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like we been there !!
     
  6. screech

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    Sorry, young pup thats not of legal age yet. So I cant tell ya if I have been there or not.
     
  7. ICANHITHIMMAN

    ICANHITHIMMAN Well-Known Member

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    LOL thats funny but its actualy true. Most cans in the US have female hormone in them as a preservitive everything from beer to peas