A box showed up on my front porch today. I looked around but didn’t see anybody who could have left it there. Maybe it was dropped by the Ether Bunny. I opened it up and there was a really weird contraption inside that seemed to have something to do with pigs. I thought maybe it attached to a blender being as some people suggest blender blades are good for killing animals but to my dismay the bolt hole were not right on the blender. Then I thought maybe it had to do with shooting pigs with drill bits, so I went out to the garage and got my rusty ole Craftsman drill and a 338 bit but even after I got the contraption duct taped on the drill, I didn't have enough extension cord to go hog hunting. Finally, I untaped the device and put it in the box on a shelf and I will ponder for a while about what this device actually will fit on. Who knows, maybe the Ether Bunny will drop off another box for me in a couple of days.