Broke Back Mountain Lady

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  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    Broke Back Mountain Lady



    A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the

    newspaper for a ranch hand.



    Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.



    She thought long and hard about it, and when

    no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.



    He proved to be a hard worker who put in long

    hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.



    For weeks the two of them worked hard and

    the ranch was doing very well.



    Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch

    looks great. You should go into town and kick

    up your heels."



    The hired hand readily agreed and went into

    town on Saturday night.



    He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.



    She quietly called him over to her.



    "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.



    "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked,

    ever so slowly.



    "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.



    "Now take off my skirt."



    He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight.



    "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling

    hands did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.



    Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever

    wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"







    Now that's funny! I don't care who you are!!!