Difference between Politician and Lady

Discussion in 'Humor' started by FAL Shot, Oct 24, 2011.

  1. FAL Shot

    FAL Shot Well-Known Member

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    A Russian woman tour guide in Velikie Novgorod taught me this little proverb:

    What is the difference between a politician and a lady?

    For a politician, "yes" means maybe, "maybe" means no, and "no" means he's no politician.

    For a lady, "no" means maybe, "maybe" means yes, and "yes" means she's no lady.