Blonde joke

[Chadp82]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...." He sighed........ "Let's just put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."

 

[Ol' Red]

Another blond puzzle joke for you. Two blonds were at the bar celebrating. Someone asked what they were celebrating and they just finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time. The guy asked how many pieces the puzzle had. one of the blonds responded that it didn't matter, because they finished in one and a half weeks. The other blond chimed in with "that's right, and on the box it said three to six years."

 

[GDKinCO]

A blind guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and asks the bartender if she wants to hear a blonde joke...

Bartender says "I'm blonde, the bouncer is blonde and the gal sitting next to you is blonde as well. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?"

Blind guy says "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."