Wolf or Coyote?

[rooster740]

I have seen a few dead wolves and they really do look like a hippies malamute sled dog mutt! Once I almost shat a little! A guy hears all the stories about how big they are, but when you walk up on a dead wolf around here ya start lookin for a ****ed hippie missing a dog!
When you see one lope off, the wolf has such a distinctive trot and lope, that there is no mistaking it!

 

[cohunter14]

Yup, shoulda shot that critter for positive id. Be sure to take his collar of first though.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! I literally just about spit coffee all over my keyboard when I read that one!