Why I'm Voting for the Democratic Candidate in this Election

Discussion in 'Politics Of Hunting And Guns (NOT General Politics' started by philny1, Jun 22, 2008.

  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

    Dec 27, 2006
    Thought I share this with you. I received it from a very well known member of this forum who shall remain anonymous. This represents his true thoughts on the current cluster fu@k in the political arena.

    Why I'm Voting for the Democratic Candidate in this Election

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the best strategy in war is defeat. It broadens the mind to learn Japanese, German and Arabic. Talk about multiculturalism!
    I'm voting Democrat because I'm mad that George W. Bush hasn't caught Bin Laden. That's because Bin Laden is the only Islamic terrorist in the world.
    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that if I don't have enough money, the solution is for the government to take more of my money. Who needs money when gas is $5 per gallon?
    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the ideal family is two homosexual bonobos, a goat and a parrot raising a human baby. Love and compassion is all it takes to make a successful family!
    I'm voting Democrat because it's my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I'll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal. If I want to cut out my intestines and feed them to the crocodiles, I'll do that too. That's the freedom our forefathers enshrined in the Constitution.
    I'm voting Democrat because our enemies on the battlefield deserve comfy hotel rooms, Pay-Per-View, prostitutes and all the benefits of American citizenship.
    I'm voting Democrat because I believe we need other countries' permission for me to turn down my thermostat. I'm voting Democrat because I care about the real victims of crime -- criminals.
    I'm voting Democrat because the real cure for racism includes preferential policies based on race -- particularly in presidential voting. If you believe that a black candidate ought to be qualified, as well as black, you're worse than Bull Conner.
    I'm voting Democrat because everyone deserves crappy healthcare. Sure, you'll have to wait years for that life-saving cancer surgery. But it's first come, first served at the cemetery!
    I'm voting Democrat because I believe in minority rights (except in Muslim countries), free speech (with regard to pornography but not conservative talk radio), environmentalism (unless we're talking about Al Gore's house) and diplomacy (but never backed by the threat of military force).
    I'm voting Democrat because I like the words 'hope' and 'change.' Also 'kazoo.' That's a funny word. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that America's founders were rich, white, greedy xenophobes, and that America's founding principles are hogwash requiring periodic editing from an unelected group of liberal judges.
    Most of all, I'm voting Democrat because I like the ideas they have over in France, but I don't feel like moving there. I'll threaten to move, but I really won't. After all, I have a good job, healthcare, lower taxes, free speech and a social framework that promotes family structure. And all of it is defended by the most effective fighting force on the planet.
    If only the institution of far-left values resulted in a great country. Oh, well. That won't stop me from voting Democrat, though. After all, I'm voting Democrat because intelligent thinking isn't one of my strong suits.
  2. edge

    edge Well-Known Member

    Nov 4, 2005

    That is a fun word, count me in too :)


    kazookazookazookazookazookazoo SOMEBODY STOP ME!

  3. ol mike

    ol mike Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2005
    I'm never voting dem or rep again ever -some might say "that" will sway the vote to the dems ==oh well==..

    Dems and repubs are about the same -the repubs just tell a different group what they want to hear.
    They are both in corporate america and foreign lobbist pocket -the president is nothing but a figurehead.

    AIPAC for president of the world- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    kazoo kazoo whew wee that is fun kazoo yeah kazoo kazooooooooooooo