Who's yo Daddy?

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  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    Who\'s yo Daddy?

    Subject: FW: Replies on Child Support Agency forms.


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    >>Another chuckle for the evening....
    >>
    >> >>The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child
    >> >>Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details".
    >> >>
    >> >>Or putting it another way.... Who's yo Daddy?
    >> >>
    >> >>These are genuine excerpts from the forms.
    >> >>
    >> >>Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.
    >> >>
    >> >>1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
    >> >>fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the
    >> >>father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the
    >> >>same night.
    >> >>
    >> >>2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I
    >> >>was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from
    >> >>behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think
    >> >>were at the party if this helps.
    >> >>
    >> >>3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
    >> >>conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had
    >> >>unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that
    >> >>the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track
    >> >>down the father, can you please send me his phone number?
    >> >>Thanks.
    >> >>
    >> >>4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives
    >> >>a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
    >> >>panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area
    >> >>and see if he's had it replaced.
    >> >>
    >> >>5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
    >> >>awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception
    >> >>was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
    >> >>
    >> >>6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me
    >> >>that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
    >> >>implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you
    >> >>and right by the country. Please advise.
    >> >>
    >> >>7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the
    >> >>same to me.
    >> >>
    >> >>8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
    >> >>can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who
    >> >>was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.
    >> >>
    >> >>9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
    >> >>Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
    >> >>
    >> >>10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
    >> >>remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
    >> >>earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV
    >> >>rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave., mine might
    >> >>have remained unfertilized.
    >> >>
    >> >>11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
    >> >>all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which
    >> >>one made you fart.